I love my wife and kids. I love my wife and kids. I love my wife and kids. I don't want to have a heart attack before I'm 40. I don't want a heart attack before I'm 40. *phew* Okay that's better. I have to keep telling myself there is a good reason that I've had beet juice in my last two drinks. Beet juice sucks. For those of you who have never had beet juice let me tell you how you too can partake in its flavor. First, go outside and find a nice grass field. Next, dig up a tuft of grass. Turn it upside-down and lick the dirt part. Ta-da! Instant Beet Flavor!! You're welcome.
Alright, now that my bitching is out of the way... I'm down another 5 pounds. 283. So at this rate by the end of my 15 day cleanse I should be down 75 pounds. I'm sure thats healthy right?
Yesterdays Drinks and what I pretended I was eating instead:
Citrus Green
2 green apples, 2 oranges, 6 handfuls of spinach
This one was really good. I didn't pretend at all!
Mean Green
same as yesterday
In my mind I was eating that bacon at Grandmas.
Sporty Spice
4 beets, 2 carrots, 6 celery stalks, 1 lemon, 2 oranges, 2 handfulls of basil
In my mind I was eating a mexican pizza from Taco Bell. I haven't had one of those in years, but last night I would have punched a stranger for one.
Purple Passion
30-40 grapes, 1 carton of blue berries, handful of mint.
It was good, but it really needed alcohol. Rum. Yeah, rum would have been nice.
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